Glitter's Questions

Glitter the Flower Pixie never tires of asking questions, although many tire of hearing them, particularly his best friend Eno. If you know of any answer better than "Shut up SHUT UP! You're driving me crazy, can't you just stop talking for five minutes?!" then feel free to let Eno know. He could really use the help.

Questions Glitter asks over and over again...

When a mute swears, does he get his hands washed out with soap?
If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

If they misspell a word in the dictionary, how can you tell?

Where do you put Preperation G?

What do they keep at Areas 1 through 50?

If you say 'no' to drugs will they listen?

If life's a bitch, can it have puppies?

Why do people spend the first year of a kid's life teaching them to walk and talk and the next ten telling them to sit down and shut up?

What do they put for hair color on driver's licenses for bald men?

Do the people at Lipton Tea take coffee breaks?

Do mages have spell checkers?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If you shouldn't hit a man with glasses is it okay to hit him with your fist?

If toast lands buttered side down and cats land right side up, what happens if you drop a buttered cat?

If practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect, why practice?

Why do they say nothing is impossible? Eno does nothing all the time!

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

When a mime gets arrested, does he have the right to remain silent?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Is a turtle without a shell homeless or naked?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Do flies get embarrassed when their humans are open?

How does a fool get his money in the first place?

If you are what you eat, why would anyone eat jerk chicken?

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